cupcake reach-around

and other things that are great?
You know how people keep seeing Jesus’s face? Today I tasted his face.  You know how something gross can make you vomit? Today the opposite of gross made me do the opposite of vomit.You know how Helen of Troy was the face that launched a 1,000 ships? She had sauce on her cheek.You know how awesome dinosaurs are?You know how despite two solid weeks of rain and gloom, it was absolutely sensationally gobsmackingly perfect outside today, like the Earth shrugged off a cold and went for a soul-restoring jog? That was also how it was inside my mouth, as I quietly munched away atop one of JMueller’s unassuming wood benches, draped in a sunshine ecstasy.  Come for the short ribs and brisket. Stay for the quiet reflection on what it means to be human. (my first yelp review)

You know how people keep seeing Jesus’s face? Today I tasted his face. 

You know how something gross can make you vomit? Today the opposite of gross made me do the opposite of vomit.

You know how Helen of Troy was the face that launched a 1,000 ships? She had sauce on her cheek.

You know how awesome dinosaurs are?

You know how despite two solid weeks of rain and gloom, it was absolutely sensationally gobsmackingly perfect outside today, like the Earth shrugged off a cold and went for a soul-restoring jog? That was also how it was inside my mouth, as I quietly munched away atop one of JMueller’s unassuming wood benches, draped in a sunshine ecstasy.  

Come for the short ribs and brisket. Stay for the quiet reflection on what it means to be human.

(my first yelp review)

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