FIVE YEAR PLAN
I will eat all the mac and cheese. Systematically. Exponentially. Remorselessly. As I feed, the rising tide of discarded boxes will become my throne and sanctuary, my shining city on a hill. My earthly body will grow fat and yielding, a gelatinous glob of mirth and cheese melting into my throne until we are one. The people will look up at us on our cardboard mountain and wonder, and when they...
From the Google Docs Files
My two interview subjects focused primarily on unrelated but similar incidents involving cheap late night dining institutions, which for college students is a a category rife with brand betrayals and transgression, and thus worth exploring. Interview I: white female, age 21 The first incident occurred in the early morning hours around a year ago at the venerable fast food Mexican...