January 2012
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FIVE YEAR PLAN
I will eat all the mac and cheese.
Systematically. Exponentially. Remorselessly.
As I feed, the rising tide of discarded boxes will become my throne and sanctuary, my shining city on a hill. My earthly body will grow fat and yielding, a gelatinous glob of mirth and cheese melting into my throne until we are one. The people will look up at us on our cardboard mountain and wonder, and when they...
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From the Google Docs Files
My two interview subjects focused primarily on unrelated but similar incidents involving cheap late night dining institutions, which for college students is a a category rife with brand betrayals and transgression, and thus worth exploring.
Interview I: white female, age 21
The first incident occurred in the early morning hours around a year ago at the venerable fast food Mexican...
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