Don Draper, having traveled back in time to the 1940’s, is doing battle with a swarm of… Nazis? Wait, hold the phone, these are red-blooded American G-Men! Definitely CIA, if the CIA existed back then. Don, you enigma. How do I know he’s traveled back in time? I just know. It’s my dream and I get to know these things. Anyways, Don’s slashing away at these G-Men types with a giant sword like the one so expertly demonstrated here. As always, he’s lookin’ pretty suave. Cool as a cucumber, this guy.
And what am I doing? Am I helping him? Am I assisting the G-Men? Am I cowering in fear or flying away on dream-Falkor? Nay. I am struggling, mightily but without much luck, to properly encompass all this awesomeness in the perfect tweet. #modernityfail?