Hey, sports fans!
College football has finally started, meaning we can all look forward to increased traffic during home games, or whatever it is we care about college football. Whew. With this not in mind, I’ve compiled a list of buzz words that British commentators use during soccer matches (or in England, “lorry” matches). American football fans, please skip reading until the bottom line.* ...
But on she flies, carpet-bombing the 24-hour news cycle: now announcing her...– Whatever. I don’t care what this says, but LOOK AT THIS SENTENCE! 111 words. That is a long sentence. Excellent job, Vanity Fair.
Great! Stereogum likes these 40 bands this year. And you know what, so do I! Arcade Fire has this thing that uses the Internet and music to elicit nostalgia! Laughably terrible! What a cool group of young, hip conservative bros out to change America! Meet: The Young Guns Glenn Beck’s new gross thing, The Blaze. Hard-hitting news THAT MATTERS. Makes you value your (my) morning pizza...