July 2010
5 posts
My "The Usual Suspects is Terrible" Theory:...
I was going to make a whole post on how I found the much loved The Usual Suspects to be terrible the second time around, much like seeing The Land Before Time as an adult and realizing your childhood was worthless, except that The Usual Suspects is an adult movie and doesn’t have that excuse, and then explain what exactly made it the worst, but the [usually] Fantastic Mr. Ebert already said...
Jul 29th
Cricket Killing: a How-to
Crickets: the scourge of Austin. And probably elsewhere, but who cares. They are a menace that can’t be tamed. Some say they are harmless, but try saying that to the wretched faces of our fair city’s populace: the poor, tired old grandmother who only wishes to sleep in peace; the local hero who can’t make a dent in his Netflix queue because of the constant chirps; the...
Jul 20th
Jul 18th
Are kids getting high on digital drugs?
No.
Jul 15th
Jul 13th