November 2009
27 posts
“If you say ‘beer can’ in a British accent, it sounds like...”
– Ghandi
Cookie Monster's Twitter Feed
CookieMonster COOKIES! NOMNOMNOMNOM
CookieMonster NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
CookieMonster NOMNOMNOM… CHOKE. GASP. OH GOD. OH JEEZ. COOKIE MONSTER IN TROUBLE! TWEETING FOR HELP! #I’MCHOKING
CookieMonster NOM NOM? ANYONE? DOES NO ONE TRULY CARE? AM I NOT A PUPPET? DID I NOT MAKE YOU LAUGH SO? WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!??
CookieMonster I DIE THE WAY I LIVED. FILLED WITH COOKIES. ALONE....
Don Draper Gets Things Done
Don Draper. What a man. Where we’re going, we won’t need keys:
When Mad Men is over, I hope they make a spin-off series with Don just going around kicking in doors, vaulting over bars and mixing drinks. It’d be the Joanie Loves Chachi of our generation. Or flash forward to the 70’s, where during the economic downturn Roger and Don team up to do some private detective...
“If the demand is inelastic, your price is always too low”
– -Jesus Christ
Or someone. I don’t know. The Jesus Christ of marketing, I guess. For a refresher, inelastic demand happens when people are so desperate to have something that the demand doesn’t change no matter how high you raise the price. Stuff like gas, healthcare, and drugs (legal,...
WatchLook at these puppies. Cute as balls, no? Yes. Now imagine, if you will, that dogs around the world suddenly gained the ability to read at an 8th grade level. They still couldn’t talk, because they have those floppy tongues and of course they couldn’t talk, that would be absurd, but they could read and comprehend any 14 year-old’s summer reading list. They’d whimper and cry...
